Tuesday 15 February 2011

MY BOOK REVIEWS FROM AMAZON








Apart from one book over this last four or five weeks of reading, they have all been rather spooky reads. I must say I've enjoyed them all, but for the purpose of this review I'll start with the non-spooky one: The wonderful




Water for Elephants


by 


Sara Gruen


Set against the backdrop of the great Depression in the 1930s the main protagonist of this delightful book is Jacob Jancowski. 

There are two stories of Jacob in this book, both brilliantly intertwined. Jacob the old man who is suffering and finding his aged body almost intolerable to live with. Then there's the story of the young Jacob, which is told in brilliant, vivid retrospect.

After the death of his parents and loss of his inheritance, the young Jacob runs away and eventually finds himself attracted to a  travelling circus. He joins the circus and there he discovers a world that at first gives him feelings of alienation. As he struggles to fit in, he comes into contact with types of people he has never known before; misfits, freaks, and the lovely Marlena.

And so begins a love story told by an old man who is now basically lost and forgotten, and who looks back over his life as a young man, reminiscing with his attentive and charming nurse Rosemary.

A lot of research has gone into this book. The circus is described very vividly and the result is that it comes over to the reader as exotic and colourful.You are thrilled and often shocked simultaneously at the way the people and the animals are treated.

It's an obvious page turner and the character of Jacob is extremely well written. Marlena, August and Walter the clown are more two dimensional but even so, they are fascinating characters in their own right and help to make the book the riveting read that it is. 

I have to say I was slightly perplexed when a few of the characters seemed to "disappear" from the text with little or no explanation. Maybe it was something to do with the old man telling the story? Having said that, the book is so well written that all the characters truly bring the book to life and for me  the wonderful Rosie the elephant and the circus itself were the true heroes of this book.

It's a great read, a page turner that will thrill and shock the reader at the same time as it twists and turns it's way to the climax. I also loved the archived circus photographs, and I would have liked to have read it in one sitting, but alas for me it was not possible.

P.S. This book was also reviewed for the





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And so on to the spooky reads.....

Everything's Eventual

By 

Stephen King




I'm not sure how he does it, but what would otherwise be the most bland and mundane text and dialogue takes on a life of it's own under Stephen King's masterful pen. Somehow the words jump from the page and you are hooked. 

Maybe it's the dead pan and often black humour that's so skilfully interwoven in the text of most of his stories; often cropping up when you least expect it and to which the reader can instantly relate. For instance in The Death Room: "the woman.....black hair with striking white streaks. Flying up from her forehead as if blown by a gale force wind ....Bride of Frankenstein....," and the often hilarious maitre d's dialogue in "Lunch at Gotham Cafe" 

And then, we wait with bated breath for the punchline, the climax and Stephen King rarely pulls any punches. The only author I know who can simultaneously scare the living daylights out of me and have me in fits of giggles. 

And so, in this collection of 14 short stories, he delivers a rib tickling ride as well as a thrilling and scary one. 

My favourites were - in no particular order: 

Riding the Bullet~~ A young man gives a ride to a bizarre hitchhiker. A tense, poignant and often scary ride for the reader. 

In the Deathroom ~~ A men is under interrogation in the depths of South America. Probably the one to give the reader nightmares as it seems it is not too far removed from reality. 

Everything's Eventual (from the book title): A thought provoking essay. 

Lunch at Gotham Cafe~~ Enter the maitre d from hell. Horrific yes, but with a delightful comedy dialogue that gives a delicious sense of balance to the grisly, culinary goings on. 

The Little Sisters of Aluria~~ A dark and fascinating love story, quite different from the others in the collection. And although you can more or less guess the ending it's still a bitter sweet joy. 

1408~~ Stay in this hotel room at your peril...it's not so much haunted as alive... 

Autopsy Room Four~~ Another nightmare inducing ride this time to the autopsy 
room........... 

The Man in the Black Suit~~A young boy meets a stranger on day whist he is fishing. Eerie and compelling 

All That You Love Will Be Carried Away~~ And here the humour is 'toilet humour,' as we go on a sort of road trip, but it's still pretty good and carries the story giving it credibility . 

LTs Theory of Pets ~~ A good Yarn.....maybe with an underlying mystery. 

The Road Virus Heads North~~ A man is attracted to a weird painting at a yard sale. Downright scary. 






The Feeling you can only say it in French~~ I have to say had me a little baffled but intrigued.


I didn't care too much for The Death of Jack Hamilton; the story of a gangsters draw out death, a bit overlong, (no pun intended).  Also Luckey Quarter: Quirky and a little too short? Could have been expanded a little? Having said that, they were still excellently crafted. 

So all in all a great collection of stories by the master of the macabre. Recommended

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What the Night Knows

By

Dean Koontz



Dean Koontz goes back to his early days of writing supernatural thrillers after years of writing novels where mainly psychopathic killers take centre stage. Of course you can have supernatural psychopathic killers too, and we have one in this book. 

As a teenager, homicide Detective John Calvino is the only survivor from one horrific night when his entire family were massacred. John killed his family's murderer, (who had also massacred three other families besides the Calvino family.) But now twenty years later the killings start again, being near replicas of the original ones. 

The characters are stereotypical Koontz characters; flawed and guilt ridden main character with a beautiful and perfect wife, perfect intelligent, near genius kids, one of them psychic, and of course the "best ever golden retriever in the whole world." In contrast there's the evil villain, often without motive who's only main purpose is to kill, maim and cause maximum distress. 

So we have a story of obsession, possession, murder, revenge and inherent evil. Often cruel, with little if any humour to lighten the load. It's also an allegory with quite a few existential questions lurking beneath the text; and so like another reviewer here, I too found it a little heavy going in parts. 

Up to around chapter 23, there are some really spooky goings on and it has the makings of a very fine ghost story. However it changes drift a little as the spirit of the psychopathic killer "goes to town', as it were, causing mayhem and murder. At this point it becomes less of a ghost story and more of a teenage slasher story. 

Also, I would have liked to have seen the character of Calvino's detective partner developed more and playing a bigger part in this story. As it is, he appears to have no real purpose in the book. After an almost nondescript start, he briefly turns up from behind the scenes again when the action is nearing it's climax, but then inexplicably disappears altogether from the story. 

But in spite of a few misgivings I liked this book. Yes I would recommend it to seasoned Koontz Fans. If you're not familiar with Koontz, read some other novel of his too so you can get a broader idea of what My Koontz is capable of. And you may consider reading his novella "Darkness Under the Sun" which is a kind of prequel to this novel.



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Christine


by


Stephen King



My son who is Autistic (he has Asperger's Syndrome) carried this book around with him throughout his teenage years, most everywhere he went. I remember we replaced it a time or two with a new book when the old one started falling to bits! He may even have a copy to this day. 

I was always amused as to why this book was so important to him, his fixation with it. And although I was familiar with the story and the film, I could never see why it was so special to him. Well, I never did really find out and so had to draw the conclusion that the fuss was about a car with a girls name. 

Anyways, I have just read the book myself and I have to say I thought that it was just great. Okay, maybe a little long before any action really gets going, but at the end of the book I realised that every word is necessary if you are to fully appreciate the toxic atmosphere behind the story. 

Christine, the car herself, brings mixed emotions. You love her and you hate her at the same time, even through the murderous rampages. Stephen King brings her to life on the pages of his book and you feel the need to see her, to touch her, to let your fingers trail along her shimmering body work. You almost feel like running out of the way when she revs her engine and leaps forward - for this is a car like no other. I got a perverse pleasure at the end of the book. Analyse that! 

Yep I loved it. Only Stephen King can lead me through page after page of dry text, (eg, his description of a high school football game,) and I manage to get a thrill out of it. 

Quality stuff. Very enjoyable.

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Frankenstein: Lost Souls (book 4)

By 

Dean Koontz



This is the first Frankenstein book I have read by Dean Koontz. Although I am fan of his, it was with some trepidation that I bought it, not really knowing what to expect with this one, not having read the previous three in this series. But I'm glad I did buy it. I found it quite a good and entertaining piece of hokum. It's full of suspense and kept me gripped right up to the last page. Also Mr Koontz "brings you up to speed" as it were early on in the book. 

I particularly liked the characters Bryce Walker and Travis - a poignant bond forming between an elderly man and a young boy as they go on the run for their lives. Also the equally comfortable and often humorous pairing of Mr Lyss and Nummy. Crooked wise guy meets 'intellectually challenged' boy, also on the run for their lives. 

However I have to admit I was a little irritated with former detectives, turned private investigators Carson and Michael, finding most of the dialogue between them tedious and redundant, especially when their young child Scott was involved. Maybe it had something to do with me not having read the first three Frankenstein books and thus not being familiar with Carson and Michael. But apart from this I did enjoy the book and thought it was a good read even as a 'stand alone' novel. 

Well, half a 'stand alone' novel, that is. I was a little perplexed that we did get only half a novel and have to wait until later this year for the second half and this story to be finished. 

But wait I will. As the saying goes: "I've started so I'll finish."Dean 


Sunday 13 February 2011

GALAXY ZOO - CLASSIFYING DEEP SPACE GALAXIES



Galaxy Zoo is part of the online Citizen Science project Zooniverse. We classify galaxies that have been filmed and then computed by the Hubble Deep Space telescope. 

In addition to GalaxyZoo classifying project, the Citizen Science project has other live projects. They are: 

Planethunters.org, 
The Milky Way Project, 
Moon Zoo, 
Old Weather, 
Solar Storm Watch, 
GalaxyZoo Understanding Cosmic Mergers, 
GalaxyZoo the Hunt for Supernovas

I also take part in the Cosmic Merger project, Old Weather, Planet Hunters and The Milky Way Project. It's all very interesting, very informative and there are forums where you discuss the object you are currently studying.

Most of  the galaxies in GalaxyZoo are from deep space, that is near the edge of the known universe, and taken robotically by the Hubble Telescope. So the person classifying them is usually the very first human to see these objects. Likewise, you too will be some of the first humans to see these images.

Below are some of the Deep Space Galaxies I've classified for Galaxy Zoo

SPIRAL GALAXIES

Spiral Glaaxy


This is a lovely spiral galaxy. Not all the ones seen in deep space are this well formed. Light from this galaxy has taken 11.763 billion years to reach Earth, and so we are seeing the galaxy as it was 11.763 billion years ago. The age of the present known universe (from the Big Bang) is 13.299 billion years. 

The other galaxies listed below have approximately the same statistics.

Radio Spiral Galaxy

The predominance of clusters of blue stars and radio waves suggest that this galaxy is prolific in new star formation 


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Egde on spiral

An edge on spiral with a prominant dust lane, suggesting lots of intergalactic material for star new formation

MERGING GALAXIES

Two galaxies have merged



Shell eliptical
Shell ellipticals happen when two galaxies merge at high speed. The result being that lots of stars get knocked out of the galactic plane and thus form what looks like a "shell" around the new galaxy.

Star formation after merger.
After two or more galaxies have merged, the resulting collision of gasses in the galactic plane trigger new star formation. The above is a rather complicated merger possibly showing the (bluish) area of new star formation.

NOTE: Our own galaxy The Milky Way id on a collision course with our nearest spiral neighbour The Andromeda galaxy! However, this merger wont take place for a few million years.


ELLIPTICAL GALAXIES

Blue eliptical
A huge galaxy with millions of young blue stars.


Red galaxy
A red galaxy consisting of older stars. No new stars are formed in these galaxies



LENTICULAR GALAXIES

Lenticulalr galaxies. These are a neither spiral or elliptical, but they have a galactic plane which is between the two types. They have a flat disk, but no spiral arms although a centre bar is sometimes visible.

Blue lenticular


A Yellow lenticular

Blue lenticular viewed edge on





RINGED GALAXIES
Ringed galaxies are often spectacular and sometimes strange looking objects. The ring is probably a left over from galaxy transitions or mergers.

Heart shaped ring
The above galaxy is lenticular with a heart shaped ring.



A lovely ringed galaxy with a spiral at the top of the picture

BARRED SPIRAL GALAXIES

Beautiful barred spiral with an edge on spiral

A beautiful inner ringed barred spiral
Well there you have it. A very small selection of my galaxies with galaxy Zoo. Hope you like the pictures.















Saturday 12 February 2011

Cold, Flu and Deja-Vu


As I write this the weather here in Cornwall is very stormy at present. And I have a head and chest cold. Maybe a touch of the flu.

I sit here sneezing and sniffling and listening to the wing howling past the windows of my loft apartment and rattling the tiles on the roof. Sometimes the wind really shrieks, and it can make me jump a little, and at those times you could almost swear that someone was being murdered right there under you window.

And so, as I said I sit here sniffling with a cup of hot chocolate in my hands listening to the wind and the rain beating against the window panes and listening too to the sea, as the breaking surf pounds relentlessly against the shore and the rocks way below me. I hear the waves forcing their way up the beaches, and as I listen to them I realise that I am listening to a sound that has been there for more than 225 million years. Predating even the dinosaurs. Predating all life on Earth. A sound part of the evolution of the universe itself. Thought of in this way, the ocean's roar is quite sobering and it's a privilege to hear it.

It's cold too. And as I have maybe a touch of flu I decide it's time to turn in for the night. I always have the roof window open in my bedroom as I like to feel the blast of fresh sea air against my face….and I can hear the pounding of the sea as it lulls me to sleep.

For the last few days the cold weather has penetrated into my bedroom in the early hours of the morning, causing me to awaken early and feeling quite chilly. So on this occasion I dig out my old(ish) hot water bottle (yes really,) fill it up, wrap it in a towel and put it under the duvet so I have a nice warm bed to get into.

And so to bed I go. As I climb in and turn to switch off the bedside lamp, my right foot touches the wrapped hot water bottle and at that very instant I get a flash of deja-vu.

It stops me in my tracks and I stay as I am for a few moments, very still with my hand still reaching for the bedside lamp switch, and I wonder what brought on the "been here before" feeling. What, if anything, has happened in the past to suddenly trigger that strange sensation in my brain. Maybe the whole point of deja-vu is that it remains a mystery, but whatever the trigger was, the feeling had set my mind on a journey of long ago.

I remember as a young child, I was on a holiday to the coast with my mother, aunt and grandmother and small cousin. We had hired a caravan (trailer) at a relatively lonely, but very beautiful spot on the east coast of northern England. The campsite were we stayed had no electric on site. And so the caravan had only gas mantles and heaters. It gave out a curious, victorian kind of atmosphere.

I remember curling up in my bunk one night with an Enid Blyton book and the gas mantle above my bed on at full. The wind was howling as it is this night. The rain was lashing the sides of the caravan and was drumming on the roof. Strangely enough, the sound of the rain was very comforting, adding to the (then) exciting feeling  and the cosy warmth of the tiny bunk bed and the intimacy of being a child on holiday in a confined space with immediate family.

I remember we had great fun that week, exploring the beach and the rocks and the caves. Paddling and maybe swimming in the cold sea. Going for long walks along the cliff tops and telling each other funny stories as we went. And then we would go back to our caravan and cook dinner on our camping stove, and at the end of each day, all of us wishing each other "goodnight, sleep tight!"

I really can't be sure if that was the precursors for the deja-vu which chose to visit me as I was turning out my light, but as the memories of old came flooding back and despite my snuffles and congested sinuses I went to sleep with a smile on my face.


Friday 4 February 2011

Perfume Gifts for Girls and Guys on Valentines Day

Valentine's Day is just around the corner with it's glamourous cards proclaiming romance and love, usual gifts of flowers and chocolates and romantic candlelight evenings at a favourite restaurant.

All very wonderful, cosy and romantic. But instead of gifts of flowers and chocolates (or maybe as well as - it's your call…) how about buying the love of your life a tantalising note of perfume?

GIFTS FOR LADIES

For a perfume with romantic overtones of geranium. lavender, rose and vanilla, try Penhaligon's "Love Potion No 9" It doesn't come all that cheap costing around £72 from www.penhaligons.com but it is a lovely gift for the lady in your life.

You can find a great range of perfumes at Accessorize. The Forever Fragrance Wardrobe is home to some lovely scents, such as "True" and "Love" costing about £14.99 from Superdrug

If your girl loves cats then look no further than Katy Perry who has a perfume out called "Purr Scent" - It's a floral blend of jasmine blossom and pink freesia. Light and lovely and comes in a delightful feline shaped bottle. Available from Superdrug at around £34.99.

Or if your lady prefers a woody scent with floral overtones of rose, jasmine, peony and lilac then she will adore "Idyll Duet" by Guerlain. This can be bought at Debenhams at £43.

Maybe Valrentine's Day would not be Valentine's day without Ralph Lauren's "Romance" scent. £26.40 from www.cheapsmells.com

Lancome's "Tresor In Love" with it's notes of Turkish  rose, pear and violet will bring and exotic ambience to any soiree. £29

"Lipsy" at £24.50 comes in a pink heart shaped bottle to fall in love with, complete with a Lipsy heart shaped charm. A musky scent with notes of rose and orange available from www.theperfumeshop.com

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AND GIFTS FOR THE MAN IN YOUR LIFE

Try Dolce and Gabbana's "The One"  - is a spicy, oriental scent for men in a sturdy masculine looking bottle from Boots at £29.62.

If he's an old fashioned romantic, then give him Givenchy's "Gentleman" £21.85 from www.cheapsmells.com  It has notes of tarragon, cinnamon and vetiver.

Ted Baker has a new spicy scent out called "Pashion" (£26 from 0800 028 7321)

DKNY has a rich cognac and rum scent with overtones of citrus. You can buy it in it's fiery red bottle for £29.99 from 

Kyuku's Elements provide a comprehensive range for the man with really masculine tastes. Bath and bodycare products include Earth Bodywash and Fire Bodyscrub £17 each from www.mankind.co.uk

Clinique makes a great grooming kit for men. It contains moisturiser, facial scrub and eye cream £25 at www.cliniqueformen.co.uk

Finally The Men's Essential Skincare Set contains Samurai Secret shaving gel, Suno Force shampoo and Himalaya Mist body spray. £17.90 from www.uk.ritualsstore.com

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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